More butts.

"- How 'bout you, how are you?
- I'm good. Tomorow's Friday...
- Shh. I'm talking to your butt.
- ..."

We have the most interesting conversations.

James Pig

I had to save it here. It's my masterpiece of the month.
He's on a mission to save all the bacon.

Things I like - 3

We like to pretend we speak spanish and make up silly songs about cats and butts.
Mostly butts.

(I wish I had maracas, but for now, tea boxes are an okay substitute. tchk tchk tchk.)

Things I dislike - 1

Peas are really cute. It's a shame that, to me, they taste like crap.
Fuck you, peas.

I still eat them in soup though. I like soup.

Things I like - 2

It is.
Also, I refuse to eat ice cream alone. It's just sad.

Sasquatch

This is an old one. I deleted it by mistake but here it is again.
Sasquatch looks so sexy.

Things I like - 1

The Internet is awesome. It features a lot of cats and cute puppies.
Yes, when I'm on the Internet, I look like an old lady.

Conversa fiada.

Butt Drawer